Category Archives: Jodie’s Poems

Random, wacky, odd and weird poems I have felt compelled to share with you.

Killer in a Lemon Frock – A Poem by Me

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You know what makes people care?
The thought that Disney characters actually swear.
A clown who’s upset because he can’t take a joke,
Or twins – one’s a lawyer and the other is broke.

When you see a guy who looks like a brute,
With black hair and heavy boots,
Beneath the toughness is probably soft,
Wearing kitten and cupcake patterned socks… Continue reading

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A Bearded Fella – A Poem by Me

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Disclaimer: This is by far the oddest, weirdest and most bizarre short story I have written… I apologise.

A Bearded Fella

Having a sit on the sofa of blue,
Sinking back and then I was through.
Engulfed by leather, I opened my eyes,
I noticed a world that was in disguise.

Wonderland, matrix, heaven or earth?
This is a place of unknown worth.
It was quite dark but I could see,
My 20/20 vision benefits me. Continue reading

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A Pie With Beef – A Poem by Me.

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Pie sat in a pit of lies.
He had a beef with Coffee.
The beverage was bitter about the pie,
Who said he was a toffee.

“How could that even be?
I know you are junk food!”
But Pie threw his weight around, and said:… Continue reading

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Elephant in the Room – A Poem by Me.

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I was given three random words to make a poem out of.
The words were: table, spoon, elephant.

Within twenty minutes I had created a story of sorts. … Enjoy!

If there was ever dirt,
Stuck on the sole of shoes,
I would surely scrape it off,
Or else the mud would brew.

This isn’t scientific.
This isn’t even fact.
But I’ve always known what clean is,
That’s why I just own cats… Continue reading

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