If I were to become a cartoon, I would:
Not die or be injured in an explosion
Never age – in fact, made younger once people become bored of the characters
Defy gravity before surviving the fall
Walk away with simply a bump on the head after being hit with no long term injuries
Be able to run through walls
Avoid being shot numerous times – and if I am shot, I’ll probably survive that anyway
Perhaps cartoons have always been superheroes, just without capes…
Well, that wasted about an hour of my time!
Jodie.